National Spouses Day (January 26)
People post throwback photos and embarrassing couple stories. Sentimental chaos ensues.
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National Peanut Brittle Day (January 26)
Teeth enter the danger zone. Grandma’s recipe suddenly matters a lot.
National Opposite Day (January 25)
“Yes” means no, pajamas become formal wear, and everyone lies about everything.
National Macintosh Computer Day (January 24)
Old Apple fans dust off their first beige desktops. Nostalgia hits hard.
National Compliment Day (January 24)
Strangers awkwardly hype each other up. It’s wholesome but slightly uncomfortable.
National Peanut Butter Day (January 24)
Crunchy vs smooth arguments resurface like clockwork. Someone always brings out the spoon.
National Handwriting Day (January 23)
Cursive makes a dramatic comeback. Teachers quietly celebrate proper letter spacing.
National Pie Day (January 23)
Everyone suddenly has strong opinions about crust thickness. Apple vs cherry debates get heated.
National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day (January 22)
Cat owners pretend their pets are curious philosophers. The cats remain unimpressed.
National Hot Sauce Day (January 22)
People show off bottles with skulls on the label. Pain tolerance becomes a personality trait.