Food & Beverage Weird Holidays

New England vs Manhattan rivalry intensifies. Cream or clear – choose wisely.

Salsa levels get serious. Double-dipping debates reignite.

Everything gets extra icing. Napkins are no match for this level of mess.

Mint lovers celebrate, chocolate purists remain cautious. Thin Mints make a comeback.

Snack drawers get upgraded. People argue roasted vs raw like it’s a personality trait.

Bright candy colors take over snack bowls. Teeth everywhere feel slightly threatened.

Stuffed pasta suddenly feels fancy. Alfredo or marinara debates begin.

Crust debates get heated. Pineapple discussions are not safe spaces.

Socially acceptable dessert before noon. Pajamas are encouraged.

Self-serve shops suddenly feel justified. Toppings become more important than the yogurt itself.