National Umbrella Day (February 10)
People suddenly remember where they left that broken umbrella. Fashion versions finally get their moment.
February
National Pizza Day (February 9)
Crust debates get heated. Pineapple discussions are not safe spaces.
National Toothache Day (February 9)
Dentists cringe, kids panic, adults finally floss. It’s oddly educational.
National Laugh and Get Rich Day (February 8)
The idea: laughter attracts success. The reality: a lot of forced giggling.
National Ice Cream for Breakfast Day (1st Sat in Feb)
Socially acceptable dessert before noon. Pajamas are encouraged.
National Kite Flying Day (February 8)
Wind becomes your best friend. Parks fill with tangled strings and competitive flyers.
National Send a Card to a Friend Day (February 7)
Snail mail makes a comeback. Handmade cards beat texts every time.
Rose Day (February 7)
People exchange roses based on color meanings, which can get surprisingly complicated. Red isn’t always the answer.
National Lame Duck Day (February 6)
Politics gets weirdly metaphorical. It’s all about leaders finishing their term and what happens during that awkward in-between phase.
National Frozen Yogurt Day (February 6)
Self-serve shops suddenly feel justified. Toppings become more important than the yogurt itself.